To cheer me up after a bad day at work

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Swiped from synamontwist

If you read this... If your eyes are passing over this right now... Even if we don't speak often...

Please comment to this entry with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and I. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FALSE.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph in your on-line journal and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about

Comments

[faedreamer.livejournal.com]

Oh man, remember when we went to that gay bar in Biloxi and talked the bartender into letting us do body shots off the go-go dancers (who were actually undercover sheriffs on a sting to bust the joint)? Isn't there still a warrant for us in Mississippi for lewd conduct with an intoxicated 'heterosexual' man? :)

[jlm121.livejournal.com]

Remember that time we broke into the neighbors house, burned their porn (after mocking it savagely because it was straight porn) then scratched their record albums. Our crime spree continued into Dad's house where we ruthlessly reorganized his sock drawer, drained the liquor cabinet, and repainted the kitchen
The punishment of repaving the driveway was well worth all the fun we had.

[dv-girl.livejournal.com]

Do you remember that time I was standing by the road, hitchhiking and you didn't pick me up and then you saw me again a little ways up the road? And again and again and again?
Well now, I'm right here! *creepy music*

Sorry. Blame the Twilight Zone for that one.

[hopefuldark.livejournal.com]

OMG.... when we lifted the millennium falcon and held Han for ransom? now *That* was a fun day. Too bad Jayne had to go and catch us at it though... (although that ended up fun of its own regard)

[gweneiriol.livejournal.com]

I truly hope you'll never forget the time we sneaked aboard the U.S. Enterprise and did that one thing w/the holodeck! You know, the one that led to the time travel incident. I can see by your blush, you do. Ah. good times! ;)

[zoethe.livejournal.com]

Remember that time when your cruel uncle was forcing you to marry the Evil Duke and I broke into the mansion to save you but I sliced my wrist open on the broken window glass and passed out? How I later tried to tell you that it was blood loss, but really it was only because I'm a big coward?

Yeah, sorry about that. It's really lucky that the Duke had that stroke and keeled over dead right before the wedding. Then again maybe it would've been better if he'd died right *after* so that you would have inherited his millions.

Mostly, none of that went very well....

[synamontwist.livejournal.com]

Do you remember the time we raided the "Christian" Straigten Them Out camp, and slipped a mickey into the counselors soup? Funny how when we went to dress them in drag all of them already HAD a change of clothes in the bottom of their luggage. I will always wonder where Coach Frizzole found a pair of mens cloraframs in a size 2 & 3/4s.LOL

How about...

[dakiwiboid.livejournal.com]

the time that we were wandering around the Missouri Botanical Garden and spotted the most beautiful man sniffing the lavender. We talked him into leaving there and taking us out for an expensive dinner. Sigh. What a magical six days....

[shinymarigold.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm really late to the party, but you should be used to that by now. Remember that time we flew out to Vegas together, but we almost missed the plane because I was six hours late driving down from Michigan, and I told you all about my road trip from hell? That part about getting a flat tire outside Indianapolis was true, but I may have forgotten to mention how the nice farm boy who fixed my tire had pretty eyes and large biceps, and deserved a reward for all that hard work. Ahem.

Anyway. I finally got to your place and we got to the airport with minutes to spare, and we got on the plane, but our takeoff was delayed due to some equipment malfunction. I can't imagine what the problem was; I checked out the pilot's equipment personally, and it was just fine. So very fine....

Where was I? Oh yes. We finally got to Vegas, and it was fabulous! Remember how you won all kinds of money at the blackjack table? So exciting! And we went to that concert; I can't remember who was playing, which is not a surprise since I missed the first half. Um, you know how I said I had to go back to the restaurant for my totebag with the earplugs in it? I got it back with no problem, but I started chatting with the busboy (he was from Michigan too! What a coincidence!), and one thing led to another. His girlfriend caught us at a rather awkward point and I thought we were in real trouble, but she was into threesomes so it turned out all right after all. Whew!

Wow, that was a wild weekend, huh? We should do it again sometime. 8-)