There, fixed that for you

[valarltd]

(eventually, I hope to make this a regular series)

I was reminded of this by Bun. She has a button that reads "Sorry I missed church. I was too busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian." I had to explain the origin of the quote to her.

So,
Dear Pat Robertson:

Feminism is a socialist economically balanced, anti-rigidly defined-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands abusive situations, kill their children enjoy reproductive freedom, practice witchcraft Earth Centered religion, destroy capitalism make sure everyone has a piece of the pie--including those not yet able to work, or past working--and become lesbians enjoy female-centered sexuality, should that be their orientation.

There. Fixed that for you.