This one was too good

[valarltd]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Friday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Saturday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In February I gave riverheart a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In October I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In January I put gum in irene_heron's hair (-12 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-954 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, valarltd

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