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Oct. 28th, 2007 12:20 amNano is coming!
That means the Ten in One is open!
This is your chance to tell me I'm doing it wrong, before I raise hackles and offend the hell out of people.
All comments will be given the utmost consideration, and corrections made accordingly.
The Amazing Marvello and his assistant Hannah! (A handsome intense black man in full black-tie and top hat takes the stage. His assistant is a shapely pale brunette, with green eyes, whose handle-bar mustache and van-dyke beard match his. He does a series of illusions including the guillotine, the sword basket and the mummy into living woman.)
Nagina, the Punjab snake goddess! (a medium-toned woman slithers out, half snake from the waist down, wearing a classical headdress from the old temple carvings. Her wings flutter a bit in the evening breeze) She does a snake charming routine
Elijah, the Carolina Giant and his lovely wife, Tabitha, graceful as the gazelle which gives her her name. (He is a white man, black hair and dark eyes, of about 8' tall. She is about 2' with blonde hair and brown eyes. Both are perfectly proportioned.) He has one hand dressed in a top-hand and tailcoat, and knocks at the door of her dollhouse. She and his hand go "out on the town" in a Fred and Ginger-esque routine. Then she stands on his hand as they tour the audience answering questions.
Wolfgang, captured in the forests of Austria, yet an educated man! (He is covered with dark brown hair, and comes out in a straight jacket, which he promptly escapes in order to play "Moonlight Sonata." He then does Houdini's famous trunk escape, followed by "Eine Kleine Nachtmusik"
Mingxia, as beautiful her name, as lovely as the glow through the clouds at dawn. (She is about 5' tall, her black hair in a tight knot on her head. She wears a gold bodysuit and gold wrist and ankle bracelets. She starts the act by resting on her forearms and picking a goldfish bowl off her head with her feet and not spilling any. She ends it by placing her rear on her head, her legs forward and balancing on her chin on a rotating wineglass.)
Dinah and Alice! Joined at the hip, they make their way through life.
(a pair of stunning red-headed women, joined at a 120 degree angle and sharing a central leg stand half-facing each other. They sing "evening Prayer" from Hansel and Gretel, a duet for two sporanos. Wolfgang accompanies them)
Gene or Jean! Half man, half woman and the most accomplished fire-artist living. (Gene is a handsome brown-haired man with a cookie-duster mustache and close-trimmed beard. Jean is a lovely woman, with curly hair. Ze wears a one-shoulder leotard, and is spinning fire. Ze progresses to fire-eating and sword swallowing)
Torturo, the Pain King! Physical pain is nothing to him. He sleeps on nails, eats razor blades and perforates himself for your amusement and edification! (A very handsome brown haired man with a pencil thin mustache and a wicked smile, wearing an old-fashioned gym outfit) He lies on a bed of nails, geeks a chicken, does the razor-blade swallowing and regurgitating, and lifts heavy objects with body piercings.
A side note. Will people go through the roof if I depict a physically and mentally handicapped man as a pedophile? Because, well, he IS. (he's a relative)
That means the Ten in One is open!
This is your chance to tell me I'm doing it wrong, before I raise hackles and offend the hell out of people.
All comments will be given the utmost consideration, and corrections made accordingly.
The Amazing Marvello and his assistant Hannah! (A handsome intense black man in full black-tie and top hat takes the stage. His assistant is a shapely pale brunette, with green eyes, whose handle-bar mustache and van-dyke beard match his. He does a series of illusions including the guillotine, the sword basket and the mummy into living woman.)
Nagina, the Punjab snake goddess! (a medium-toned woman slithers out, half snake from the waist down, wearing a classical headdress from the old temple carvings. Her wings flutter a bit in the evening breeze) She does a snake charming routine
Elijah, the Carolina Giant and his lovely wife, Tabitha, graceful as the gazelle which gives her her name. (He is a white man, black hair and dark eyes, of about 8' tall. She is about 2' with blonde hair and brown eyes. Both are perfectly proportioned.) He has one hand dressed in a top-hand and tailcoat, and knocks at the door of her dollhouse. She and his hand go "out on the town" in a Fred and Ginger-esque routine. Then she stands on his hand as they tour the audience answering questions.
Wolfgang, captured in the forests of Austria, yet an educated man! (He is covered with dark brown hair, and comes out in a straight jacket, which he promptly escapes in order to play "Moonlight Sonata." He then does Houdini's famous trunk escape, followed by "Eine Kleine Nachtmusik"
Mingxia, as beautiful her name, as lovely as the glow through the clouds at dawn. (She is about 5' tall, her black hair in a tight knot on her head. She wears a gold bodysuit and gold wrist and ankle bracelets. She starts the act by resting on her forearms and picking a goldfish bowl off her head with her feet and not spilling any. She ends it by placing her rear on her head, her legs forward and balancing on her chin on a rotating wineglass.)
Dinah and Alice! Joined at the hip, they make their way through life.
(a pair of stunning red-headed women, joined at a 120 degree angle and sharing a central leg stand half-facing each other. They sing "evening Prayer" from Hansel and Gretel, a duet for two sporanos. Wolfgang accompanies them)
Gene or Jean! Half man, half woman and the most accomplished fire-artist living. (Gene is a handsome brown-haired man with a cookie-duster mustache and close-trimmed beard. Jean is a lovely woman, with curly hair. Ze wears a one-shoulder leotard, and is spinning fire. Ze progresses to fire-eating and sword swallowing)
Torturo, the Pain King! Physical pain is nothing to him. He sleeps on nails, eats razor blades and perforates himself for your amusement and edification! (A very handsome brown haired man with a pencil thin mustache and a wicked smile, wearing an old-fashioned gym outfit) He lies on a bed of nails, geeks a chicken, does the razor-blade swallowing and regurgitating, and lifts heavy objects with body piercings.
A side note. Will people go through the roof if I depict a physically and mentally handicapped man as a pedophile? Because, well, he IS. (he's a relative)