Nobody move! I dropped my brain!
Jul. 5th, 2007 10:09 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
valarltdSo we saw PotC 3
Wow!
Just Wow!
Everyone's saying it's too long, too plotty, too convoluted. I followed it just fine, and it only got long toward the end when all the ocean and rain and splashing were making me have to pee.
Now, Uncle George, take a good look. That's EXACTLY how RotJ should have ended. And not the stupid "We're twins, with a two year age difference" scam. Will Turner had Skywalker-level daddy issues, hon, but he worked them out.
And I'm sitting here in the Independence public library with Enrique Iglasies giving me bedroom eyes over a copy of The Old Man and the Sea and Orli staring intensely at me over a copy of Fellowship. Dang I love "READ" posters.
Wow!
Just Wow!
Everyone's saying it's too long, too plotty, too convoluted. I followed it just fine, and it only got long toward the end when all the ocean and rain and splashing were making me have to pee.
Now, Uncle George, take a good look. That's EXACTLY how RotJ should have ended. And not the stupid "We're twins, with a two year age difference" scam. Will Turner had Skywalker-level daddy issues, hon, but he worked them out.
And I'm sitting here in the Independence public library with Enrique Iglasies giving me bedroom eyes over a copy of The Old Man and the Sea and Orli staring intensely at me over a copy of Fellowship. Dang I love "READ" posters.
