valarltd | The Dream Fairy can BITE ME (Reply)

OK, bad enough i was dreaming of driving the rig on two-lane roads from hell. Understandable, I've done enough of it lately.

So, explain the whole "I'm remarrying my husband part."
And I can't figure out which of the three churches I'm doing it in, and I can't find a changing room or my clothes or my husband or my mom or my kids.

sailorcelestial found me and started getting me on the right track.

Then Jayne Cobb turned up (dressed relatively nicely) demanding "Where the hell ya been? We're all waiting for ya." He hauled me into the proper church, demonstrated that my dress, Mudd's tux and Dollface's candy-apple red flowergirl dress were in a jumble in the back seat of my Focus. I kissed him.

So I'm dressed and I'm getting Dollface around. And this is where it gets very disturbing.

She had three legs. I got her in her dress and looked at her two matching socks and asked where her third one was. She didn't know.
I looked back and the sturdy little leg had morphed into a tentacle. The tentacle split into a pair of baby-sized arms.
"Stop that, Dollface. We have to get your socks on."

We're finally all ready to go and my mother is an hour and forty-five minutes late. I'm just about to yell at her when Mudd woke me up.