Letters from the Road
Jan. 17th, 2007 01:44 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
valarltdI have a wireless keyboard and mouse. I'm sitting in my cab, sipping hot chocolate and letting the IdleAire blow warm air all over me. Even the reefer on the K-whopper next to me isn't a problem. Beauty.
Letters from the road:
Dear Furniture factory:
Please to be having the order pulled and ready. Failing that, if you come up short, adjust the invoice. That said, I didn't know you could MAKE an ottoman in 3 hours.
The disgruntled driver who waited 3 hrs on your dock, while you made 2 lousy ottomans.
Dear four-wheeler,
I am doing 30 in a 35 zone for a reason. I need new glasses and I also need stopping distance. You know, the little thing that keeps me from squashing you like a grape when you whiz around me, cut me off with 5 feet to spare and then slow to 10 mph so you can get to the big sale at K-Mart.
No love,
The Big Falcon truck that almost ate you.
Dear US 43:
WTF?
I am so lost Indiana Jones can't find me with a bloodhound, using a Ouija board and GPS.
Please to be better marked.
She who screamed so loudly in South Fulton they heard her in Paducah
Dear IdleAire:
I love you. i adore you. I want to have your girder and yellow hose babies.
The Falcon in D1
Dear TA:
The only thing better than hot chocolate is free hot chocolate.
Much much love,
A much mellower Angel
Letters from the road:
Dear Furniture factory:
Please to be having the order pulled and ready. Failing that, if you come up short, adjust the invoice. That said, I didn't know you could MAKE an ottoman in 3 hours.
The disgruntled driver who waited 3 hrs on your dock, while you made 2 lousy ottomans.
Dear four-wheeler,
I am doing 30 in a 35 zone for a reason. I need new glasses and I also need stopping distance. You know, the little thing that keeps me from squashing you like a grape when you whiz around me, cut me off with 5 feet to spare and then slow to 10 mph so you can get to the big sale at K-Mart.
No love,
The Big Falcon truck that almost ate you.
Dear US 43:
WTF?
I am so lost Indiana Jones can't find me with a bloodhound, using a Ouija board and GPS.
Please to be better marked.
She who screamed so loudly in South Fulton they heard her in Paducah
Dear IdleAire:
I love you. i adore you. I want to have your girder and yellow hose babies.
The Falcon in D1
Dear TA:
The only thing better than hot chocolate is free hot chocolate.
Much much love,
A much mellower Angel
