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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Valarltd!

1. If you lace valarltd from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe!
2. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by valarltd!
3. Valarltd has a bifurcated penis!
4. Over 46,000 pieces of valarltd float on every square mile of ocean.
5. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten valarltd!
6. Devoid of her cells and proteins, valarltd has the same chemical makeup as sea water.
7. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than valarltd!
8. During severe windstorms, valarltd may sway several feet to either side.
9. The international dialling code for valarltd is 672!
10. Ostriches stick their heads in valarltd not to hide but to look for water!

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