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Rif's Falkaener Slobber Song
by Mercedes Lackey

I'm seeing this as a multifandom Ford vid that is both slash and het.

I'm tired of dark eyed lovers--Marion
I'm tired of raven hair--Lando
They're looking alike to me--quick montage of dark-haired girls (Hanover St, Witness, Sabrina, Regarding Henry, Frantic, Blade Runner)
i'm starting not care.
I call them by each others names
and at the worst of times.--marion punch out
I need a change of menu
like a man from other climes.--Hochleitner

I want a blond--What lies beneath
maybe green eye maybe blue
I want a blond--Willie
hell i think I'd go for two--Elsa
Because that golden hair you know
brings sunshine here below
There's just one way to get it
so i want a blond.

I tried to find a redhead, --Duvall, Godfather
tho' I know they're pretty rare.
I know a gal who's got one --Conversation clip
but she doesn't want to share--pic of Cindy on desk
Besides a redhead temper
brings on fights that i don't need
I like my lovers in one piece.
i hate it when they bleed.

I want a blond --Random Hearts
maybe green eyes maybe blue
I want a blond--Six Days
hell i think I'd go for two
Because that golden hair you know--Working Girl
brings sunshine here below
There's just one way to get it
so i want a blond.

Don't try to tell me ?? lies
inside a hairless head--Henry Sr.
For bald is not the sort of man
that i want in my bed.--Vader?
I'm as tired of brown hair--Leia again
as i am of raven black--Wedge?
Ang grey hair may bring wisdom, --Belloq
but there's plenty more they lack.

I want a blond--Luke
maybe green eyes maybe blue
I want a blond
hell i think I'd go for two
Because that golden hair you know
brings sunshine here below
There's just one way to get it
so i want a blond.

Problem is getting the sources. I'm rapidly runing out of room.