WIPs in 5 seconds or less

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My friendslist is just silly sometimes. This is nicked from mirabellawotr



The Bodyswap
Luke: I'm Leia
Leia: I'm Luke
Han: I'm horny. Which of you can I have?
Luke: I'm on the rag.
Leia: I have a fun new appendage.
Han: I'm horny, but not that horny.

The Cracked-out Three-way AU Crossover
Clark: I'm gay and the Kents threw me out.
Lex: *is missing*
Luke: I'm gay and metapsychic and I ran away from home.
Han: *is a stripper*
Denis Remillard: *is confused.*

The Obligatory Pon Farr Story
Spock: *is feral*
McCoy: *is naked*
POUNCE!

The really disgusting het-fic
Han: *is blind*
Leia: *is naked in bondage gear*
Jabba: Enjoy my toy. It's the last pleasure you'll ever get.
Luke: Me next? No, wait. Now you die, Jabba!
Jabba: *dies*
Everyone: Oh no, not you!

The quasi-crossover Simon & Simon
Rick: Good movie. BTW, we're working a con.
AJ: I'm not dressing up.
Rick: Good costume. Let me shoo the fangirls away. *makes kissy face*
AJ: I'm not gay!
Rick: Just watch the stuff in the display.
AJ: *watches*
Stuff: *is stolen anyway*