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elfs
"If you didn't start a Live Journal for the sole purpose of being an attentionwhore and having everyone pity you because of your sob stories, put this in your LJ."
I started it as a place to stash my slash stories.
But yeah, attention-whoring.
Frommecurtin
1)Sally forth to Fanfiction.net. Gird thy loins. Plunge in.
2) Choose a book, movie, show, etc. you have never heard of (or, in a pinch, at least one you know nothing about aside from the name) that has at least ten fics listed.
3) Read only the first page of story summaries.
4) Using what you have learned from these summaries, describe what this book/movie/whatever is about. Be as silly as you like, but ONLY use whatever you just learned...
Knightmare is a TV show with 27 stories. There were at least 7 seasons of this. Lord Treguard is apparently in charge of things, when he’s not being possessed by Sam Beckett (QL crossovers happen a LOT in this fandom). He has a companion named Pickles the Elf (apparently sweet pickles and not kosher) and they fight Lord Fear. Tonstant Weader fwowed up. There’s a dungeon in Knightmare Castle, but since all the NC-17 is gone, there is no leather any more. Poor Sam, all the trouble of leaping into the dungeon and he can’t even get a good stress-reducing beating for the endorphins. Quests (for plots?) and Opposition (to tweeness?) are common place. Next, Sam Becket sings Knightmare filk!
elfs"If you didn't start a Live Journal for the sole purpose of being an attentionwhore and having everyone pity you because of your sob stories, put this in your LJ."
I started it as a place to stash my slash stories.
But yeah, attention-whoring.
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mecurtin1)Sally forth to Fanfiction.net. Gird thy loins. Plunge in.
2) Choose a book, movie, show, etc. you have never heard of (or, in a pinch, at least one you know nothing about aside from the name) that has at least ten fics listed.
3) Read only the first page of story summaries.
4) Using what you have learned from these summaries, describe what this book/movie/whatever is about. Be as silly as you like, but ONLY use whatever you just learned...
Knightmare is a TV show with 27 stories. There were at least 7 seasons of this. Lord Treguard is apparently in charge of things, when he’s not being possessed by Sam Beckett (QL crossovers happen a LOT in this fandom). He has a companion named Pickles the Elf (apparently sweet pickles and not kosher) and they fight Lord Fear. Tonstant Weader fwowed up. There’s a dungeon in Knightmare Castle, but since all the NC-17 is gone, there is no leather any more. Poor Sam, all the trouble of leaping into the dungeon and he can’t even get a good stress-reducing beating for the endorphins. Quests (for plots?) and Opposition (to tweeness?) are common place. Next, Sam Becket sings Knightmare filk!
