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I must demand your pleasing chin! How it passes there and back again like a leopard searching for its misplaced frontal lobes.

You have the intrepid appeal of a carnivorous apple on its way to a pile of cadaveric stones.

Flies dance operas to your wisdom.

Thine integral refractions upon a lump of coal exhibit multiple pulmonary geysers.

Hermaphrodites around the galaxy desire that you turn your rock and crochet bowl to its loudest setting.

A suburban distance lying across your chest, a purpled frock befitting the asphyxiated, cans of lima beans upon your knees, you are truly a goddess of disturbed tranquility!
If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers.

If you were a camel your humps would be esoterically bald from overuse.

May you always be as vivid as your hallucinations.


Somehow I'm getting the Bad Hungarian Phrasebook sketch from Monty Python
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