valarltd | SV crossover ideas (Reply)

1) I must write Indiana!Lex. I want to have him find an artifact, get timeslid, and meet Belloq. The Frenchman sees him as a potential backer. He wines and dines Lex, hoping to snare him in, but Lex seduces him to learn the location of the other artifacts, and possibly to get the location of Indiana Jones who can find them first.

2) I want to write Mary-Sue/Lana femmeslash. Busty Asian chicks are my kink. I want to handcuf her to the shower curtain rails, lick that Dyoniseanly phallic tattoo until she screams, then have my wicked way with her until she melts into a pile of pink goo. (after which i will flush her down the drain into the paris sewers and we shall be rid of her.) Then i shall take her to a secret lair in the heart of Africa, addict her to opium, keep her chained in my bed, and thus save the universe. (oh wait, that's the Belloq/Indy story I'm still fighting)

3) Just as Scott Bakula should be required to wear dresses for the rest of his life, so to Tom Welling should be barred from donning another stitch of clothing. Ever.