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All the stuff for the fair is done. i need to go buy safety pins so i can attach the tags.

I was up until 3 crocheting. And reading bad Luke-abuse. it was a 300 page epic trainwreck. The premise: Luke is a Force-construct designed especially for Palpatine's needs is an interesting one. But the sex was endless. And I like the SexToy/Assassin!Luke.

Got bit by a big, ugly vicious plotbunny. I don't know why partner abuse stories are working for me right now, but this one is exceptionally ugly. Han is so much larger than either of the twins, and he's a mean drunk. And he has a mouth that can hurt as badly as his hands.

Must go. Safetypins, I am coming!

Date: 2004-09-12 04:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kc-anathema.livejournal.com
*cheers on plotbunny* :) KC

Date: 2004-09-13 12:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valarltd.livejournal.com
Your icon is SO not helping. I have evil ideas for the freefall netting in the captain's cabin of the Millennium Falcon now.

Is big evil plot bunny. Is rabid and made me write 3 pages today, including the bit where luke and Leia discuss the day before. And Leia tells him he's wearing as many hickies as she is.


Evil bunny. I'd almost rather have the "raise Leia from the dead with Tantric Sith Sex."

Date: 2004-09-13 12:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kc-anathema.livejournal.com
*hypnotic voice* Look at the icon...look at the bound hands, submissive lowered head, helpless surrender...the dude on his knees is actually the one in control...ooohh...

Well, shyea, gentlemen and pirates prefer blondes. *thank God Chewie's a brunette*

...0_o I just can't stop hearing the two guys on that one South Park, "your grandmother's body has been stolen, probably for necrophiliacs to make love to. It will probably sound like this:" *slams fist repeatedly into jar of vaseline, splorch, splorch. KC

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