Corrupting the Innocent, Redux

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Original Corruption

Incident the Third:

Dollface was laying on my tummy (as she loves to do) and we were watching "Smallville." She watched a while and said "Clark loves him Mommy." I said "Yes, Clark does love his mommy." She watched a bit more, then at a Clark & Jonathan scene said "Clark love him Daddy, too." "Yes, Clark loves his daddy, too." A few minutes later as I wibbled at the hoo-yay, she said "Clark loves him, too." I hugged her and said "Yes, Clark loves Lex very much, sweet pea."


Incident the Fourth:

"I don't know, Mom. I think Harry and Draco are kind of in love and covering it by hating each other," said Bunny. At which point Mudd looked at me and said "You warped her. You've queered every text she'll ever encounter." I said "Don't look at me, hon, she was the one who said 'Draco just blew him an origami love note!' during PoA. HP isn't my fandom, and I only read Lucius Malfoy fic, or Arthur and Molly Weasley."

"But Mom, isn't Arthur and Molly sort of a given? Why would you read that?"

Not only is she a slasher in the making, she's an unconventional 'shipper.

Incident the Fifth:

Bunny was looking over my shoulder and reading. She said "You know, I think the kids are closer to 6 than 4. They act more like Jonner than Dollface. If Luke and Han are that busy smooching, do you think crumpling a cookie wrapper will make them stop?"

I said "Look, let me finish the story, then you can read and critique. Please don't do it over my shoulder."

"But I'm bored, and this more interesting than pestering the littles."

Comments

[kc-anathema.livejournal.com]

"queered every text" -- that's priceless. I've never seen it as a verb before. :) KC