Rar! I slander you!

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Slander! alara_r and thete1 have been secretly doing it! liviapenn once kissed a bus conductor to avoid the fare! cesperanza is the secret lovechild of tiashome and booboobob!! alara_r has been sent by the government to spy on you to make sure you're paying your taxes! boniblithe keeps an Ab-Master 9000 under their bed. It's not for their abs. squashed, thete1, andrastewhite, cortese... Everyone knows what you got upto that day. Enter your username to dish the dirt on your friends!

Slander! mirabellawotr and resonant8 used to live together but resonant8 moved out when they saw mirabellawotr making out with ninglor! minitrog has had implants. Y'know. *Those* Implants. katemonkey and merryish took twenty minutes to decide what to tell the paramedics and the RSPCA. alara_r has been thinking of going on a machine-gun rampage for six months. versaphile has no TV licence! sithdragn has a secret fixation with butter! Enter your username to dish the dirt on your friends!

Slander! liviapenn has thighs like tree trunks, and sithdragn knows it well... jmtorres has secret, sordid fantasies about cortese! liviapenn has the last piece of Aztec gold. joanne_c and katemonkey took twenty minutes to decide what to tell the paramedics and the RSPCA. versaphile is gonna pop a cap in alara_r's head, yo. darthhellokitty knows the truth about elke_tanzer and walkerminion. Enter your username to dish the dirt on your friends!

The FF.Net meme.

Go to fanfiction.net, put your name into "search by summary" in Harry Potter or LotR and look for a Mary Sue.

So far, I've found 2 songfic, 2 variations on It's a wonderful life and an Angel TS crossover. Ug. It's a pain having a name that's a noun. Using my last name gives me a bunch of PotC/Potter crossover. "That's Professor Jack Sparrow!"

I am truly frightened now.