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Top 10 One Night Stands
10. Obi-Wan (Ep 1). "Pardon me, but may I put my tongue on that?"
9. Jack Sparrow. Drool.
8. Jack Bauer. Hottie, but married to his work.
7. Jerry O'Neill (Space Cowboys). Sutherland men are just incubi. That's all there is to it.
6-4. Alex, Sukey and Jane. The witches of Eastwick. Purrrrr.
3. Brian Kinney. I know, I'm not his orientation, but in the dark all mouths feel alike.
2. Marc Remillard. Gorgeous, sexy, brilliant, and only sleeps with his sisters.
1. Culluket the Interrogator. Guh.

Top 10 Fictional Spectacular But Fraught and Ultimately Doomed Affairs:
10. Legolas. Immortal elf-prince. Human woman. It will never last, but we'll make some fine poetry together while it does. And he will remember the way the sunlight gleamed on my hair when others have forgotten my very existance.

9. Selina Kyle (Michelle Pfeiffer version). Pretty kitty, but only faithful as a cat.

8. Alexander DeLarge. It would likely be violent and ugly, but the music would be grand.

7. Frodo Baggins, post quest. Needs lots of TLC, but ultimately doomed.

6. Rhett Butler. He's not the marrying type.

5. Ras Thavis (post renewal surgery). The Mastermind of Mars. Who knows what other drives his fine new body might have?

4. Jessa. The life of an outlaw tech is one on the move and she would have to go on the lam again.

3. Mirror!Sulu. Gorgeous, dangerous and evil. What more does a girl need?

2. Han Solo. I'm not mobile enough, and he could never be grounded.

1. Ming the Merciless. A blast, but ultimately fatal.

Top 10 Fictional Forever Partners:

10. Gimli Gloin's Son. Devoted, good provider, given to poetry over one he loves. So he's short. So what. Men with braids are sexy.

9. Remus Lupin. Steady, clever, utterly devoted (wolves mate for life). OK, werewolf, but there's about 3 days when I'm no fun either.

8. Claude Majewski. Likes domineering women, gorgeous green eyes. Has a good record: married for 80 years, until widowed.

7. Dr Richard Walker (Frantic). the devoted sort who will go through hell to get the woman he loves back.

6. Chewbacca. Complex grooming needs, but fiercely loyal. Wise, strong and smart.

5. Winston Smith. Reliable, needs a good wife to make him take care of himself.

4. Vad Varo, formerly Ulysses Paxton. Soldier, surgeon, clever and intense. Commands men and their loyalty.

3. Uhura. Beautiful, musical, brilliant. Easy to get along with.

2. Luke Skywalker. Nuff said. Even if he is short.

1. Ashley Wilkes. Beautiful and brilliant. Not practical, but that's what wives are for.