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Apr. 13th, 2004 01:57 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
valarltdSo i got a new drivers licence. My old one was lost.
Making jambalya for dinner. At least for them. i may have to subsist on a single taco today.
Rest of the day: book-keeping, captures from The Wall and work. Also packaging the ravenclaw patch for return and crocheting a square.
The high point of my day was figuring out all the sex positions in one of my stories. Standing manual, penetration from behind, face to face and a blowjob. Active for a 10 page story.
From The Slash Olympiad
"The athletes are on the field limbering up. This looks to be a tough cmpetition."
"Yes, it's the Timed Slash Position Event. Each team has ten minutes to achieve as many sexual positions as they can. There are to be a minimum of three position and three thrusts per position. Orgasm need not disqualify the team. On your marks, get set, go."
"Ouch, that looks awkward!"
"It certainly does as Spock puts Kirk into the Headstand Plough Position. Done improperly, it can cause a broken neck. Ah, they've moved on to the Basic Standing. To our right, Jim and Blair have finished the Shower Bend and are going for big points with the Standing Half-Lotus. They've been working on this for a while at Blair's urging."
"What's the whistle?"
"Ah! Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan have just been disqualified for using the Force to levitate. They know better."
"They certainly do. But over here, Clark is demonstrating the Basic Kneel. He's making sure the judges see that lovely mouth of his on every occasion."
"Yes, the Smallville team is specializing in oral positions for this contest, andit looks like it might pay off."
Right. That was entirely too silly. it may have to turn into a real story.
Making jambalya for dinner. At least for them. i may have to subsist on a single taco today.
Rest of the day: book-keeping, captures from The Wall and work. Also packaging the ravenclaw patch for return and crocheting a square.
The high point of my day was figuring out all the sex positions in one of my stories. Standing manual, penetration from behind, face to face and a blowjob. Active for a 10 page story.
From The Slash Olympiad
"The athletes are on the field limbering up. This looks to be a tough cmpetition."
"Yes, it's the Timed Slash Position Event. Each team has ten minutes to achieve as many sexual positions as they can. There are to be a minimum of three position and three thrusts per position. Orgasm need not disqualify the team. On your marks, get set, go."
"Ouch, that looks awkward!"
"It certainly does as Spock puts Kirk into the Headstand Plough Position. Done improperly, it can cause a broken neck. Ah, they've moved on to the Basic Standing. To our right, Jim and Blair have finished the Shower Bend and are going for big points with the Standing Half-Lotus. They've been working on this for a while at Blair's urging."
"What's the whistle?"
"Ah! Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan have just been disqualified for using the Force to levitate. They know better."
"They certainly do. But over here, Clark is demonstrating the Basic Kneel. He's making sure the judges see that lovely mouth of his on every occasion."
"Yes, the Smallville team is specializing in oral positions for this contest, andit looks like it might pay off."
Right. That was entirely too silly. it may have to turn into a real story.
