valarltd | My fans scare me

Checking the Keyword searches used to find various of my stories

"Sex surrogates in San Diego" landed a user in the middle of my Simon & Simon story "Working."

"nazi quest for religious artifacts" got several people into my Marcus/Henry pre-slash "benefits of a classical Education"

"josie and the pussycats cartioon porn" brought up not the girls, but my Willow/Faith Cute when you Babble

Pity the poor smut-seeker looking for "interrogation clit shocks" who found his way into Paths in the Darkness a Leia/Vader piece. I have no pity for the one who found it using "luke padme orgasm."

I don't want to know who was looking for "Jabba was aroused" and wound up in What says the wind? But I doubt the seeker who typed in "women's cargo harem pants" was impressed. And I'm sure it wasn't what the person looking for "Boba Fett Mandalorian Armor Symbol" had in mind.

Let's not even ask what the person looking for "wookiee semen" was hoping to find in Across Oceans of Space

And the self-diagnoser wanting to know about the fever and purple face blotches got the sexual healing of The Best Medicine

"oddly shaped dildos" found my nasty little het piece Karab

"orgasm clitoris police gun tongue rape" found the autoasphyxiation Xander/Faith Oxygen Issues

And the would-be Bob Vilas who are looking for "plaster cracks fix" probably didn't want a dark, semi-noncon Zeke/Devil in Cracks in the Plaster

Also of note: Teddy Bear's Picnic is now available for download at http://home.ipa.net/~rsparrow
I'm so ashamed of myself: an ewok vid for Forcesakes!