Hmmmm, bad math
Nov. 26th, 2003 02:59 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
valarltdConsider the math.
As many guys know, "women require time and money"
women = time x money
It's also known that "time is money"
time = money
Therefore:
women = money x money (or 'money squared' if you will)
Now, since money is the root of all evil...money squared would be:
the root of all evil x the root of all evil (which would equal 'all
evil')
So, alas...
women = all evil
Mudd reminded me that "love of money" is the root of all evil. So Loving women is all evil.
Snerk. He married a succubus, now didn't he?
As many guys know, "women require time and money"
women = time x money
It's also known that "time is money"
time = money
Therefore:
women = money x money (or 'money squared' if you will)
Now, since money is the root of all evil...money squared would be:
the root of all evil x the root of all evil (which would equal 'all
evil')
So, alas...
women = all evil
Mudd reminded me that "love of money" is the root of all evil. So Loving women is all evil.
Snerk. He married a succubus, now didn't he?
