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I am refusing to open my eyes. Tommy Lee Jones is on this side of them, and damn, he's one fine kisser. And he's giving me his recipe for strawberry shortcake, which uses ice-cream instead of whipped cream. So of course I'm going to take him home to meet my dad (who's barbecuing tonight) who lives at the Wal-Mart supercenter, at least when Xander Harris can keep the power on. But even when Xander can't, it's all right, because he lets me fondle that smooth muscular chest of his in the dark.

I so should not take naps in the afternoon on the first day of my period. They always are very strange.