useful suggestions for the annoying
Apr. 3rd, 2016 08:38 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
valarltdFuck you.
Fuck you on a poorly constructed IKEA bed, where everything has to be done with the utmost delicacy in case the frame breaks, and where the concern of your partner is clearly more on the furniture than on you.
Fuck you with the urgency and incompetence of a teenager, and the vigor of a pensioner.
Fuck you like one or both of you might also be wondering if you've left the oven on.
Fuck you in an unforgiving draft beneath a condensation dripping skylight on a grey November afternoon, and where the only tingling thrill comes from every kiss received without catarrh.
Fuck you on a poorly constructed IKEA bed, where everything has to be done with the utmost delicacy in case the frame breaks, and where the concern of your partner is clearly more on the furniture than on you.
Fuck you with the urgency and incompetence of a teenager, and the vigor of a pensioner.
Fuck you like one or both of you might also be wondering if you've left the oven on.
Fuck you in an unforgiving draft beneath a condensation dripping skylight on a grey November afternoon, and where the only tingling thrill comes from every kiss received without catarrh.
