A day in the life of a Lazy Liberal

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I am an unapolgetic liberal. And this means that people who have spent 20+ years listening to Rush Limbaugh feel free to label me as lazy because I want actual value for my tax dollars.

So let's look at my average day.

5:30. Get up, medicate husband, go back to bed
7 AM, get up, dress, make bed. Scrub toilets and wipe down sinks
7:15, set computer to internet site so point-collecting video playlist can run
7:30, take youngest to school She has Reynaud's Syndrome and too much walking makes her veins spasm
8 Swing back by house, grab bagel, set up crock-pot, set site to another vid play list
8:05, Drive to work, listening to a chapter or two of the current audiobook I'm editing
9-1, work a cash register
1:15, pick up item for craft business.
1:30 go to mall across street from work, change clothes in car, do training job.
2:45, swing by bank, and hit fast food place for mystery shop
3: drive 50 miles, editing another 2 chapters of the audiobook
4: Do training job, do audit for mystery shop company
6: home to crock pot dinner
7: dishes
7:15, start laundry
7:20, do paperwork for mystery shops and training, while running more videos
830: Move laundry to dryer. continue point gathering to make the day's quota, crochet, knit or other craft for Side Business.
10, put away laundry
10:30 PM, knit for kids, watch TV
Midnight: bed.

Two jobs, housework, mystery shopping, publishing, a rewards website and a side business.
Yep, totally lazy.

If I work this hard, why am I not rich?