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You are most like Gaap!

Gaap is a demon who appears as either a human or human with the
wings of a bat. He can make men incredibly stupid or incredibly
smart, but this power is secondary to his ability to
intensify/cause love or hatred in anyone/everyone. He is a huge
instigator and flatterer.

You love to see people fight or wish ill upon
eachother over falsehoods and lies, but you love it even more
when you are the cause. This makes you a bit of an instigator,
wanting to pit one person against another for personal amusement.
Get a life, will ya? You are also the ultimate brown-noser, and
you're better at flattery than anyone you know. You always seem
to have the perfect compliments to get what you want out of those
you know.

1) Do you have any rare fandoms/pairings? If so, what are they?

Indiana Jones is a rare fandom. As far as I know, I'm the only person writing slash for it.

Simon & Simon is none too common.

AFAIK, I'm the only person writing American Grafitti, Princess Bride or Witness slash.


2) What is your favorite fandom to pimp? Why?

Star Wars Trilogy. Because I'm a shameless bint about my love for it.

3) Do you remember to send feedback to authors of stories you recommend? Why or why not?

Not always, but i do try.

4) What attracts you to a character? Looks? Voice? Snarkiness? What?

Looks, personality. Chemistry. Snark is always a plus.


5) How do you get a new fandom? Someone pimps you in? You watch the show? You're desperate for fic? What?

Either I'm reading in a themed archive or my sister says "You gotta watch this! It's SOOOOOO Slashy!"




1. Your name spelled backwards?
Ailegna

2. Where were your parents born?
The Great Plains

3. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
Astolat's "Behind Blue Eyes" Giles/Ethan vid

4. What's your favorite restaurant?
Sam's Town buffet

5. Last time you swam in a pool?
I can't remember. I haven't had a swimming suit since 1990.

6. Have you ever been in a school play?
5 of them, plus community theater.

7. How many kids do you want?
My four are perfect.

8. Type of music you dislike most?
Rap

9. Are you registered to vote?
yep

10. Do you have cable?
Just Satellite

11. Have you ever ridden on a moped?
nope.

12. Ever prank call anybody?
Yes

13. Ever get a parking ticket?
Nope.

14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
No way in the four cold hells.

16. Do you have a garden?
It died.

17. What's your favorite comic strip?
Fox Trot or Baby Blues.

18. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
Yep, but can't carry the tune in a bucket.

19. Bath or Shower, morning or night?
Yes, please

20. Best movie you've seen in the past month?
K-19: The Widowmaker

21. Favorite pizza topping?
mushrooms

22. Chips or popcorn?
Salt & Vinegar chips

23. What color lipstick do you usually wear?
terracotta

24. Have you ever smoked peanut shells?
No.

25. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
No.

26. Orange Juice or apple?
Orange. Unless the apple is hot and spiced

27. Who was the last person you went out to dinner with and where did you dine?
My family and we ate at Pizza Inn.

28. Favorite type of chocolate bar?
Skor

29. When was the last time you voted at the polls?
2 years ago

30. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
Last summer

31. Have you ever won a trophy?
no

32. Are you a good cook?
Very good.

33. Do you know how to pump your own gas?
Of course. i can change a tire too.

34. Ever order an article from an infomercial?
No. Commercial, yes.

35. Sprite or 7-up?
Ginger Ale

36. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work? how about school?
Yes, still do for inventory

37. Last thing you bought at a pharmacy?
painkillers

38. Ever throw up in public?
No

39. Would you prefer being a millionaire or find true love?

Since I aleady have true love, I'll go for the millionaire part.

40. Do you believe in love at first sight?
No. Lust yes.

41. Ever call a 1-900 number?
No.

42. Can ex's be friends?
Depends on why they are exes. I'm friends with some of mine.

43. Who was the last person you visited in a hospital?
Mom when she had knee surgery

44. Did you have a lot of hair when you were a baby?
yes

45. What did you eat today?
chocolate caramel cups.

46. What's your all time favorite Saturday Night Live Character?
never ever watched it.

47. What was the name of your first pet?
A cat named Morticia

48. What is in your purse?

Don't have a purse

49. Favorite thing to do before bedtime?

Other than sex? Read slash zines in bed.

50. What is one thing you are grateful for today?

There was a hankie in reach when I needed it



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