And in Smallville it does

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There is no sub in this text. A near-endless Season 1 and part of 2 marathon, I have come to several conclusions:

1) CLex is close enough to canon that I don't care.
2) I can get behind Clark/Lex/Chloe
3) The pool table sees more action than the average no-tell motel.
4) ChLana is my femslash of choice
5) Lionel/Martha is about as canon as Clex, and performed all subtextually as well.

(fen know why there is a pile of absurdly large Whitman's Samplers here.)
6) RedK!Clark/Lionel is my go-to fic
7) Chloe/Lionel is my dirtybadwrong pairing
8) Pete gets no love.
9) There is no such person as Jason Teague. It's Dean Winchester working a really tough case. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. (OK, I'm into season 4 there)
10) Whitney is a douche who deserves no love.
11) Jonathan/Martha is my canon ship of choice.

And Season 1 is a bit tedious until they hit the arc. The best eps are in 2-4.