My tweets

• Wed, 23:43: https://t.co/dYYpn7ALw0
• Wed, 23:55: https://t.co/LWI5WDmXFG
• Thu, 02:08: He asked why we had them if we couldn't use them. https://t.co/mIvIzGO134
• Thu, 02:26: I had the kind of day where I didn't realize I'd forgotten to rinse my hair until I combed suds out of it. I'm... https://t.co/KdTPuIaXWj
• Thu, 02:27: Celebrity “READ” Posters Of The 80s and 90s https://t.co/E92rQZLzQd
• Thu, 03:04: The one I disagree with is the new car. The warranty makes up for the loss of value. https://t.co/PbkzYuDOEe
• Thu, 03:08: "Single white straight-acting cyborg atheist seeks same" is only fun for about three sex scenes. Four if they have interchangeable parts.
• Thu, 03:12: Apple Cider Jello Shots With Fireball Whisky Just In Time For Halloween https://t.co/gBf7MaGBVg
• Thu, 10:51: https://t.co/oTDCcnMyxr
• Thu, 11:23: https://t.co/wPyh2hrVQG