Things I have learned from fanfic

I have poked in the darker recesses of the net. Things I have learned:

1) Lightsabers should not be used as sex toys. Unless you're already so far down the DirtyBadWrong path that it's hot.

2) Every seven years...ha ha ha ha. Pon Farr is induced with more frequency than a Labor & Delivery ward on Dec 22.

3) Kryptonian semen is a cure for blindness.

4) Lex is a slut. So is Draco. And Obi-Wan. And Jim Kirk (but we knew that). And Legolas.

Uh yeah. That's about enough to discomfit my sleep. Especially 3. Must lay off RedK!Clark fic.

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