Why is this so deathly dull?

Help! I'm at the "I hate this book, I hate my lie, I'm going to go be a crash-test dummy instead" stage of the edits.

Is this chapter boring?
HOW is it boring?
How can I fix it?
Is there anything that makes you stop and go "huh?"

Thanks!

BTW, so VERY not work safe.
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