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Mar. 4th, 2011
Writer's Block: Life's lessons
Mar. 4th, 2011 12:52 pm[Error: unknown template qotd]
Dear Ms. Blonde Bimbo
I'm sorry your ink is still wet on your diploma. I'm sorry you don't know the simple equation for force. I'm sorry you replaced a man who knew his subjects cold. I'm not sorry we intimidated the hell out of you by being smarter than you.
Dear Coach,
You made my life miserable for five years. I am probably obese today because of the hatred of physical activity you instilled in me. You played favorites. You cheated. We called you "Cheater [Surname]" and not just because it rhymed. And most of all, you sick fuck, you had no right to paddle me. Sixth grade, after I'd gotten most of my height and all my curves. And don't think I didn't see the expression on your face...or the condition of you pants.
Dear Coach.
I drive a semi now. No accidents. Only 2 incidents in my first year. Fuck you for saying I'd never get my license.
Dear Ms. Blonde Bimbo
I'm sorry your ink is still wet on your diploma. I'm sorry you don't know the simple equation for force. I'm sorry you replaced a man who knew his subjects cold. I'm not sorry we intimidated the hell out of you by being smarter than you.
Dear Coach,
You made my life miserable for five years. I am probably obese today because of the hatred of physical activity you instilled in me. You played favorites. You cheated. We called you "Cheater [Surname]" and not just because it rhymed. And most of all, you sick fuck, you had no right to paddle me. Sixth grade, after I'd gotten most of my height and all my curves. And don't think I didn't see the expression on your face...or the condition of you pants.
Dear Coach.
I drive a semi now. No accidents. Only 2 incidents in my first year. Fuck you for saying I'd never get my license.