My kids are defective, pirate edition

So today I was wondering aloud who had enjoyed a shower today.

Jonner piped up "not me, pirates don't shower."

"Is that your final answer, Captain Jack?"

"Yep."

"Good, now go take a shower before your health teacher calls me."

My tweets

• Sun, 19:27: Went to Gold Strike for Mudd's birthday/valentines. I really should NOT orgasm over dessert. Blew my points, but so worth it.
• Sun, 20:03: Meme Sheepery http://j.mp/eaVJmB
• Sun, 21:13: RT @MoveOn Republicans are coming after NPR and PBS. They want to zero out their funding. Help stop them (again). http://bit.ly/eRAk8K
• Sun, 23:13: @nbrooks. thought of you when I saw this: "Wipe Those Tears With a Hundred Dolla Bill, Ya'll!" http://t.co/bbWhrea via @PunditKitchen
• Mon, 03:02: My kids are defective, pirate edition http://j.mp/f70k9R

It's Valentines

So have some kissing