Writer's Block: Supersize me

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I was explaining to my mother that I don't give money to people who are actively trying to harm me and mine. That means we don't eat at Chick-Fil-A, we don't order Domino's pizza, and we avoid Hobby Lobby.

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I also refuse to give to the Salvation Army because of their policies on gays and women. And I don't buy Boy Scout anything, nor let my sons take part. Not that they qualify anyway, since neither of them is a believer.

My children are defective, part google-1

So, I should NEVER have let them watch Zombieland. I know this. But I wasn't home when they did. But I should never have let them rewatch it with me.

This evening at dinner, Jonner announced he wanted a banjo for Christmas. I said we already had two guitars and no one had learned them. He said it wasn't for playing.

I said, "Let me guess, weapon of choice for the zombie apocalypse?"

Oli giggled and HUMMED THE OPENING BARS OF "DUELING BANJOS!"

*headdesk*
My kids are geeks.