Well, at least he's not *molesting* the pumpkin

Ellora's Cavemen is out! And with it, our steampunk/gaslight romance, "Cherry Tart."

In 1896, disgraced Chastity Millwood is sent to the New Abilene Colony on Jupiter’s moon of Io. Resigned to a fast marriage in order to save her nonexistent virtue, she doesn’t count on falling hard for handsome Ulysses Carter, junior officer. During the six-month trip, the virile Outrider, whose favorite part of his job is lassoing and riding asteroids away from the ship, meets his match in this petite redhead. Chastity teaches him exactly why her name fits her so badly.

(I do hate when they smut up my blurbs)

Blots from the Debauched Desk

• 18:53 @BrianKeene What? You're not trolling for cloud-sharks? (the flying fish joke was too easy) #
• 18:55 @celestineangel 2100 words written. Altar top painted. Groceryshopped. Good scale week at WW. New cover. New website. (same URL) #

Please to be sweeping them into the wastebasket now
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I still got it.

3150 words in 2 days because I screwed up and overcommitted myself.

Anyone up for a fast (as in by tomorrow) gay vampire beta?