Mar. 8th, 2009

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Dear Naomi,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm selling myself for candy. I think I realized it when your dog humped my leg in your car and I saw you hit on my father. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that I'm allergic to your earlobes. I'm returning your car to you, but I'll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I haven't showered in a month and I'm scratching my butt as you read this.

Best of luck on the sex change,
Angel

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