Oh dear

Today, on the way home from school, Jonner informed me his class had a pair of pet tarantulas. "A male and a female," he said. "Or maybe two males."

He seemed confused, so I asked, "Jonner, you do know the difference between male and female, right?"

He thought, shook his head and said "Uh, no."

I rolled my eyes, laughed and said, "Son, we have a problem on our hands. Maybe you need a talke with dad."

He said, "I know about people, but not tarantulas!"

Only my kids.