Yar! Talk Like a Pirate Day be three months early this year!

We've a new sip (short story) out, my lovely lady and me, called "Talk Like a Pirate Day." Yes, our boys do play with the holiday.




David and Robin have been together for a long while, and they're off on one of their mini-vacations at the lake house. It’s Talk Like a Pirate Day, and the guys dress up a little to play, taking the boat out for the day and playing pirate and captive. Nothing it perfect, not even their vacation, because Robin's health problems keep David on his toes.

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Zombies

You are in a mall when zombies attack. You have: one weapon, one song blasting on the speakers, and one famous person to fight alongside you.

I want Vera.
She and I will blow them away by the metric fuckton as "Raise What's Left of the Flag For Me" by Flogging Molly blasts.
I think I want Ash. He's used to zombies, and as long as his chainsaw is fully gassed up, and he's not splitting off into evil twins, we're fine.

Obi has his own ideas.
He wants a katana, "Funeral March of Queen Mary" played by Wendy Carlos, and Xena fighting beside him.