First one to make a diesel dyke joke is roadkill

I drove today.

Put my landing gear down, unhooked my hoses, undid the fifth-wheel and I uncoupled the trailer.
Bobtailed around about a 80' circle, had to back it up a little.

Then I backed the tractor under the trailer, hooked it up and was pronounced good.
The cowboys are talking about getting me in the "Women of Trucking" issue of Playboy. I laughed and said "I'm much more National Geographic."