BDSM AU songfic!

So the Sith Chicks are doing a Mary Sue challenge.

I got a giggle from the categories of fic, because Songfic, AU and BDSM were right together.

I can see it now:
Luke, captured at Bespin, tied out to a frame, stripped to his little Jedi briefs, has a duet in which Palpatine attempts to seduce him, ostensibly into darkness.

Leia and Chewbacca lead the Rebels in a resounding production number to gear them up for Luke's rescue.

Han has a power-ballad, once they get him defrosted.

He and Leia have a love duet that turns out badly (and not just because neither can sing), when he reveals his fetish for slave-girl costumes, and she announces that
"if we play,
me on top is the only way"

Meanwhile, Luke has his own power ballad as he endures the torments of Palpatine's twisted mind.

And Mary Sue figures in there somewhere. And she has to sing. it's absolutely essential for victory.

I am SO writing this.