Tuuuuummmms! Tyyyyyyyylenolllll!

So I survived another year. Chili, applesauce, cinnamon roll. And then I spent an hour painting tulips and butterflies and cats and Spongebob Squarepants onto kids' faces. That was great fun, actually.

2 tylenol and 3 tums. I hope to survive the night. I'm getting old.