Mighty Hunter!

Thomas has been playing Thundering Herd of Wildebeests from the loveseat to the French door.
The squirrels in our yard are busy gathering acorns, and Thomas has not yet figured out "glass."
He stares out the window, tries to get at the squirrels, hits the glass and looks areound to see if we inferior humans have noticed. With an "I meant to do that" attitude, he leaps across the hearth and sits at the French door. He is bitterly disappointed that I replaced the easily shreddable cardboard with glass. His tail twitches and he stalks them with his eyes. He pounces, and hits the door.

Glass 2. Mighty Hunter Thomas Felim O'Leary: 0

He's sulking on my bed right now.

Dollface is playing in some flour, making cakes and sculptures. She's happy, and singing, and not rotting her brains on TV, so i guess that's fine. I'll just sweep later.

Turned in the Linzer Cathedral Shortbread for the Jam contest.
Bunny didn't win the cookie contest. A little girl from Germantown did.
My hat for MIFA didn't ribbon, but it will go to someone who needs it, and that's fine too.

Cheeseburgers for lunch!

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Top 10 new changes in the SW DVDS


10. Not only does Greedo shoot first, he now also insults Han's
mother and kills his dog.

9. Revealed that Mark Hamill's face altering car accident occurred
after a drunken orgy with Yoda and Miss Piggy.

8. Lucas has returned the scenes back to the movie that feature
Cousin Oliver. (Oh wait, I got this confused with my Brady Bunch
list).

7. Several new product placement shots, including Luke putting
Duracells in his light saber just before the climactic battle.
Darth's saber is reedited to show Energizer batteries falling out just
before Luke finishes him off.

6. Restoration of the original opening which shows Leia emerging from
Galactic Fantastic Sams with her Cinnabon do' and shows C-3P0 making
breakfast for R2-D2 in the room they share.

5. Nick Nolte and Forrest Gump now appear in the cantina scene.

4. Copies of the contracts that Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford, and
Carrie Fisher made with the devil. Harrison managed to get his
nulled by his agent.

3. For the first time, you can clearly see the Ewok actor that hung
himself from a tree in the background of Endor.

2. Death Star explosions now followed by shots of storm troopers,
empire troops, and cafeteria workers clinging to wreckage of the star.
Lucas explains he didn't want people to think of Luke as a mass
murderer.

1. The title of the first movie has been changed from A New Hope to A
Cash Cow.

I must watch whnat i read at work

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