Pain

My foot hurts. It feels as if someone took a ball-peen hammer and broke three of the tarsals. Every steps sends a shooting pain up to my ankle. Tylenol is not knocking it back. I limp and it still hurts.

So what do i do today? i go to Wal-Mart. Bunny outgrew her bras.
The child is stacked like a Jenga tower. I embarassed her by using a mart-cart.

If this doesn't stop, I'm going to the dr. If I don't stop hurting, I'm going to give up walking. Hello wheelchair.

Oh baby, hit my kink!

So i'm reading Smelly #9. Fairy pointed me to a story called "Complications on Itrurua" which is nearly identical to "Twins" which follows it. GMTA, and the similarity is acknowledged in a note preceeding them.

But oh baby, oh baby, oh baby oh!
(that's the sound of a kink being hit within an inch of its life)

I've had a gender-swap/body-swap kink since I was about 15. "Turnabout Intruder" on ST, an old Trek Fanfic where Uhura wound up in Kirk's body, Kirk was in Spock's (not that way, trashmind!) and Spock was in Uhura's body. And then there was "The Procrustean Petard." in which the crew of the Enterprise gets sex changes. Kirk, McCoy, Uhura, Sulu, several redshirts etc. Spock just gets the Vulcan equivalent of a double Y chromosome.

These stories hit both kinks.
Luke and Leia get body switched. Being it's a het-zine, Han is NOT pleased. Leia keeps doing little things in Luke's body: hugs, kisses, propositions, that make him uncomfortable. And since Leia is pregnant in both, Luke is trying valiently to keep himself from becoming a nauseated lachymorose mess.

Oh yeahhhhhhh.