Feb. 14th, 2004
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Feb. 14th, 2004 04:05 pmDollface is walking her brother on a leash. He just escaped, so she's chasing him yelling "doggie, doggie, come back!"
Those two are such goofs.
Hubby took me out for lunch. Pizza Hut. We split a BBQ pizza. The kids stayed home with a sitter. Ahhh, romance!
Watched part of FotR. i am such a perv for wanting Gandalf/Saruman. They are so married, and it ends so badly. OK, I like geezer sex.
Oh dear, Dollface is now the kissing bandit and chasing Jonner for smoochies. She caught him, kissed him and he died.
He revived, kissed her and she died.
Never a dull mo at Chez Mudd.
The study is always strewn with corpses.
Those two are such goofs.
Hubby took me out for lunch. Pizza Hut. We split a BBQ pizza. The kids stayed home with a sitter. Ahhh, romance!
Watched part of FotR. i am such a perv for wanting Gandalf/Saruman. They are so married, and it ends so badly. OK, I like geezer sex.
Oh dear, Dollface is now the kissing bandit and chasing Jonner for smoochies. She caught him, kissed him and he died.
He revived, kissed her and she died.
Never a dull mo at Chez Mudd.
The study is always strewn with corpses.
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Feb. 14th, 2004 10:48 pm[To be read in tones of gasping outrage]
I knew it!
My marriage license spontaneously combusted yesterday! My wedding ring melted! The moths got my dress and the pictures disintegrated! The contractor says there are foundational cracks in my home! My children have turned into the Osbournes! Or the Osmonds! (Whichever.)
And all because of the nightmare in San Fran!
Auuuugh!
I knew it!
My marriage license spontaneously combusted yesterday! My wedding ring melted! The moths got my dress and the pictures disintegrated! The contractor says there are foundational cracks in my home! My children have turned into the Osbournes! Or the Osmonds! (Whichever.)
And all because of the nightmare in San Fran!
Auuuugh!