I think I'm a clone now

So we cloned me this afternoon.

I put on a 3X t-shirt that came half-way to my knees and Bunny and Fairy wrapped me in duct tape. 3 layers. I couldn't move. i couldn't breathe. My ribs still hurt, and I have a raw patch where Fairy taped my arm instead of the shirt.

Mudd had to be enlisted to cut me out. I taped up the back of my body-double, and hung her in the closet until I can stuff her.

I have huge boobs, a very distinct waist and my belly is appalling.

Ouch. Just ouch.

oops

Screwed up on getting vids to Escapade. Now I feel like a dunce.

But, I have glasses! That help me read street signs!