A most strange and unusual child

So We have clementines, which are tiny tangerines. Obi took one in his lunch. His pal, Jake, said "Dang that's a little orange!" Obi looked at it and said "Oh man! Mom washed 'em. They were dry-clean only!"

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Tired out.

It's been so long since I wrote hetfic, that I totally missed her tits in the foreplay! Sheesh, i feel like a moron. That's the best part of sex.

Now for the plot and denoument.


( Because I'm slacking on Yuletide! )