Sep. 15th, 2003

valarltd: (mad)

This is a test


I needed to see if I could make the text white.

Badfic, as in putting me off het:

http://pub24.ezboard.com/fstarwarseroticaforumfrm1.showMessage?topicID=1414.topic

It's the 5th chapter of an incestuous little nightmare called Solo Family Values, written by a fanboy with a great love of descriptive adjectives and epithets, who feels a need to remind us every three paragraphs that Jaina is a cinnamon-haired teenaged jedi or Leia is a perverted princess, and they're both nasty sluts. And I didn't think it was called a "manhood" when it was attached to a Wookiee.

Sigh...

Must scrub brain with large infusions of schmoopy slash.
valarltd: (Default)
The only LotR fic I have on the web. Finished a sweet/sad/loving Legolas/Gimli for heather's zine, but I think I've shot my wad for Middle Earth.

This is an alternate ending, originally written for a fantasy lit class, this was published in The Minas Tirith Evening Star some years ago. All characters property of the Tolkien estate.

*****
"Till dark lord lifts his hand"
A postulation
1991 Angel
*****


The orcs found Frodo in the lair of Shelob and carried him to Barad-Dur. Sam,
his heart pounding in his mouth, followed stealthily. He had dispatched that
stinker, Gollum, although he had not meant to. The sneak now lay in a drying
puddle of blackish blood near the mouth of the spider's cave where Sam had backed
into the rock wall to save himself. The weight of the Ring pulled at his neck
as he heard the foul folk in the tower quarrel and fight among themselves.
Exhausted by the ordeal at Cirith Ungol, he dozed.

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