A letter to Santa

Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at Joanna's Christmas party. It was Irene who spiked the punch with too much schnapps. I can't help it if I drank 16 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like sandalwood.

I thought it was funny when I put Cara's boots on my head and danced the belly dance on the sofa while singing `Purple Rain'. I didn't mean to break Joanna's DVD Player and don't know why Joanna would sue me for arson.

I don't remember calling Darren's wife a pretty sheep---even though she looked like one with green eye shadow and orange lipstick!

And when I threw up on Evelyn's husband's nose, it was only because I ate too much of that pizza.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my The Mommymobile through my neighbor's foyer. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a icky cat and have me arrested for jaywalking!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all cold and flighty. And I'm really not to blame for any of this ignorant stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and sexily yours,
Angel (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 27 bucks!


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Analysis time

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Best story I think I've written:
Readily available: Benefits of a classical education (IJ) I love this piece. It's sweet, and they sound right.

My best story so far feels like "Illugi's Saga" (SW) which is a zine story.

Favorite story of mine: What Says the Wind? (SW)I really like this one. It was pretty ambitious and I think it is reasonably done.

I'm also very partial to Cracks in the plaster (Brim)

Most underrated story of mine: Corellian Winter Passages. A beautiful sad piece that I posted at exactly the wrong time, and without the necessary death warning.

Most overrated story of mine: Cute when you Babble Willow/Faith is not the most common pairing out there, but this generates mail even 4 years after I wrote it. It was just some smut that my husband challenged me to do. And 4 years in net-terms is about 25 in real years.

Story I'm most disappointed with, even after all this time:

Barring the really bad Buffy stuff that's totally about me and not them, I think the story would be either Say Yes which needed to be more erotically intense, or Win-Lose Parameters which I really wasn't ready to write when I wrote it.

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