Story meme, gacked from Pumpkin, squished

[valarltd]

Completed fics: Over 100 fanfic, a dozen or so original
Published WIPs: 3 plus a series.
Unpublished WIPs: ??
Drabbles: 2
Working on: Ooodles. Mondo. Not going to count.
Total: Lots

Of that total...
Het/Slash/Gen: Mostly slash
Most frequent main pairing: Han/Luke, 31 of the on-line fic are theirs, 13 of the zine fic
Oddest pairing: Han Solo Squared. AU counterparts having sex. Or maybe Ares/Luke
Debut fic: ?? Online? "Aftermath" http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Stage/5785/Buffy/Aftermath.html


Squick checklist! I have written...
BDSM:Yes A fave rave.
Bestiality: Yes Only in original fic. Wookiees are sentient so it's not bestiality
Bloodplay: Yes
Breathplay: Yes This always struck me as very much a Luke-kink
Chan: Yes If you count 16
Character death: Yes Sometimes evenm permaneny
Incest: Yes I'm kinky that way too Luke/Leia, Leia Vader, Rick/AJ Simon
Mary Sue: Yes. Guilty.
Moresome: just 3some
Mpreg: yes
Necrophilia: Sort of. he died while they were having sex, and she went ahead and finished. (Also, one of the characters is a revenant, which means he is dead. But he's having sex with the Devil, so make of it what you will) And where do vampires fall?
Non-con/rape: Yes to both, plus yes to seduction against better judgement
Scat: No Not likely to either
Threesome: Oh yeah. Love the Luke/Han/Leia threeway.
Water sports: no, not likely to

Comments

[chibisama.livejournal.com]

whats scat? and mary sue? and mpreg? and chan? and breathplay? and bloodplay??



*lost*

[valarltd.livejournal.com]

If you're old enough to ask, you're old enough for the information. If it makes you go "eww!" you probably weren't ready to process it.

Putting this as delicately as I can:

Scat is use of bodily wastes during sex.

Mary Sue is an absolutely perfect character who is the Author stuck in the story. Her whole purpose is to save the day/fall in love/get the author's favorite character in bed/to the altar.

Mpreg= male pregnancy fiction. See the movie JUnior with Arnold Schwartenegger

Chan= underage characters having sex. I define chan as "anything below the age of maturity in that culture" Most people say "anyone under 18"

Breathplay= cutting off a person's oxygen during sex. This can be done as autoerotic asphyxiation (where a man hangs himself, masturbates and then frees himself) or with a partner. It is addictive, and very, very dangerous. Men die from this every year. A good friend's father did when we were in high school.

Bloodplay=sex involving blood. I've written a few vampire stories and those tend to get into bloodplay by default.

[chibisama.livejournal.com]

i really dont see how scat is kinky in any way.. oh wait.. yes i do... *cringe*..



mary sue? how is that related to sex... much..? ah whatever..



mpreg.. since im not a big fan of arnold schwartenegger.. and i dont plan on renting anything soon.. could you elaborate? male pregnancy... veeeeeeeddy interesting.. the closest i've seen in real life to a man being pregnant is the medical condition called "fetus in fetu"... theres only been one or two cases where the man actually live for most of his life before.. well.. just look it up if you're interested.. :)



and breathplay.. all i can say is.. what the heck?? elaborate!



thank you.. i am sooo very enlightened.. though not in a very positive manner...

***nods head***

[meninaiscrazy.livejournal.com]

Threesome: Oh yeah. Love the Luke/Han/Leia threeway.

Yeah, I like that one too. LOL

[valarltd.livejournal.com]

Mary Sue is considered a fanfic squick. After all, who wants to read about a perfect, idealized version of me getting it on with a fictional character? I'd much rather read fictional characters getting it on with each other.


http://www.blooddance.com/mpreg/
The Mpreg archive explains it all so much better. It's very much an acquired taste. Foer the most part, we don't deal in realities with Mpreg, but it was nice to know an embryo can attach to the liver and can survive for a time.

Breathplay is incredible. The whole body gets more sentisive. Did you know, that when a man is hanged, he dies with an erection?
There's fear and trust and power all tied up in it. It can also kill you. Never do it alone. I don't even suggest it with a partner. And never into unconsciousness.

"not in a good way?" That's why it's called a squick, sweetheart.