I hate the Gay Lifestyle
Jan. 20th, 2014 02:40 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
valarltdOr at least MY gay lifestyle.
Which seems to involve rather more of "an $8/hr job at odd hours in filthy stores" and rather less "lying in comfort, being fanned and fed grapes by hotties" than I would prefer.
My Gay Agenda:
Go to bed after the freaking insomnia stops
Get up about 9 AM
Scrub the toilets.
Maybe put in an hour scouring the bathrooms
Write
Edit
Do book inventory and purchases for Anachrocon
Make pizza
Go to work, at an unreasonable hour
So, until further notice, use of either of these terms in an non-ironic way will be grounds for mockery.
(If you say "gay agenda," you had best be holding up a notebook with a heart drawn around Jack Sparrow and Will Turner.)
Which seems to involve rather more of "an $8/hr job at odd hours in filthy stores" and rather less "lying in comfort, being fanned and fed grapes by hotties" than I would prefer.
My Gay Agenda:
Go to bed after the freaking insomnia stops
Get up about 9 AM
Scrub the toilets.
Maybe put in an hour scouring the bathrooms
Write
Edit
Do book inventory and purchases for Anachrocon
Make pizza
Go to work, at an unreasonable hour
So, until further notice, use of either of these terms in an non-ironic way will be grounds for mockery.
(If you say "gay agenda," you had best be holding up a notebook with a heart drawn around Jack Sparrow and Will Turner.)
