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Chris was walking around shirtless before his shower. He complained, "Mom, I can't see all my ribs any more."
I said, "That's good. You're filling out a little."
"But how do I know they're all still there?"
I raised an eyebrow. "Son, how on earth would you lose one? Did it go on vacation or is there a Rib Thief I should know about?"
He shrugged and said "It was a crazy night out with the droogs..."
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