valarltd | Lightbulb humor from the World of Darkness...

How many Brujah does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two; one to change it and the other to kick the switch on.
All the brujah in the world couldn't change a god damn thing.
Who do you think broke it in the first place?

How many Salubri does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two; one to heal the lightbulb and the other to watch out for Tremere.
One; but the lightbulb must want to be changed.

How many Giovanni does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but the new lightbulb must be a relative of the previous one.

How many Gargoyles does it take to change a lightbulb?
If you touch that lightbulb I’ll rip your head off.

How many Setites does it take to change a lightbulb?
We prefer the darkness, but if you really want us to change it, we have just the lightbulb that you need… but it has a price.

How many Ventrue does it take to change a lightbulb?
What do you mean, change it? It’s a perfect lightbulb, we have had it for a thousand years and has been working very well.

How many ghouls does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three. One to change it; another to remove it and change it for his own lightbulb; and the third one to tell the master that it was him who changed the bulb.

How many True Brujah does it take to change a lightbulb?
None; the lightbulb it’s still working.

How many LaSombra?
Lasombra are NOT afraid of the dark.
One, to draw the darkness away from the broken bulb.
Light?

How many Tremere does it take to change a lightbulb?
Change it into what?
Seven
15, 1 to change the lightbulb and 14 to appease the elementals.

How many Gangrel does it take to change a lightbulb?
Lightwhat?
*nom crunch nom crunch* "wait, that was a lightbulb?"
"None. We don't need no stinking light bulb."

How many Malkavians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Fish! Automobile! I like pogosticks!
A dog, because ice cream has no bones.
One, but it's hard to tell since he keeps changing his face
In a way, all of them...
Five; four to hold the giraffe and one to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machinetools.
It doesn't matter. In any case you'll get a beetroot screwed into a socket and a lighter nearby.
One who imagines himself as a lightbulb, one to change it and...hey, wait...! oh well!
5 malkavians, cause the first four are going to get distracted and the fifth one could...oh look a squirrel!
Depends on if the tomato is ripe and the chicken willing.
One - to make the lightbulb change -you-...
*HAHAHA-HAHAHA-HA-HAHAHAHA-HA...*

How many 7th generation vampires does it take to change a light bulb ?
Ah man i just changed it like a hundred years ago.

How many Toreador does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
*SQUEAL* Oh, I've never tried it in a LIGHTBULB before!

How many Toreador does it take to change a lightbulb?
I like the pretty lights...
10- one to change the lightbulb and nine to critique their performance
Two - one to change it, in full repairman's garb, and one to stare helplessly at the performance art of it all...

How many Toreador antitribu does it take to change a lightbulb?
2. 1 to change it and another to provide commentary on screwing the lightbulb.

How many Ravnos does it takes to change a lightbulb?
No one, the lightbulb is lit. Don't you see?
What Light Bulb?
There! Are! FOUR! Lights!
Three; one to swipe, one to sell it back to you, and one to keep the car running.

How many Assimites does it take to change a light bulb.
No one knows because it is usually accomplished with no witnesses.

How many lancea does it take to change a lightbulb?
"It's unholy! Light a candle and thrash yourself whilst you pray for forgiveness!"

How many tzimisce does it take to change a lightbulb?
pai aceasta nu este treaba ta!!!
Who needs a light bulb when you have a perfectly good corpse burning in the corner?!
None. That's what the Bratoviches are for.
Only one, but they have to make your standard "villainous exposition" speech about what they're changing it into.
I don't know, but it only takes one to change -into- it...

How many nosferatu does it take to change a lightbulb? "
NO! IT BURNS US!"

How many Werewolves does it take to change a light bulb ?
KILL! KILL! DIE! DIE! Eat, Breed, Sleep.....

How many Baali does it take to change a light bulb.
A circle of nine to summon a demon to do it for them.

How many Invictus does it take to change a lightbulb?
"Surely we have servants for that sort of thing?"

A Blue Blood would call his/her Board of Directors, assemble a committee, and a team of researchers to explain the best way to replace it, after being told WHY it would DARE to burn out, and then hire a team of teamsters to replace it, AFTER he/she determined it was cost effective AND enhanced productivity.