My tweets

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• Sat, 18:53: Convention Etiquette for Fans, Pros AND Exhibitors! http://t.co/IkMEOjdC
• Sat, 19:12: I can has Braveheart!
• Sat, 19:18: 24069 words on Barbrossa's Bitch. Not going to bed until we hit 25100.
• Sat, 19:28: Scottish nobles forgot one important rule: hold the negotiations OUTSIDE! at least they didn't burn to death. #Braveheart
• Sat, 20:04: I am expected Longshanks to demand the location of the hidden rebel base from his daughter-in-law, given her outfit. #Braveheart
• Sat, 20:08: I do not trust Robert the Bruce. he looks like a young David Hemmings, ca. Mordred era. Then again, Mordred was from Orkney. #Braveheart
• Sat, 20:15: Rock throwing contest was an interesting take on "the leader who always loses" trope. Very Robin & Little John. #Braveheart.
• Sat, 20:30: The Primae Noctis scene gets me every time. She's so brave. He's on the verge of tears, but knows if he cries she will. #Braveheart
• Sat, 20:30: Aww, secret wedding in the deep forest glen.How am I NOT watching a Scottish remake of Robin Hood? #Braveheart
• Sat, 20:31: OK, if it's that cold, have the wedding sex wrapped up in blankets. Frosty breath and achy cold bits are miserable. #Braveheart

• Sat, 20:35: Odd thought: if the lord claims the woman's wedding night, why doesn't everyone stop getting married and just live in sin? #Braveheart
• Sat, 20:56: Never assume someone is unarmed just because they put hands on the back of the head. they probably have a weapon down the spine. #Braveheart
• Sat, 20:57: Is everyone in this movie too stupid to live? The Scottish Lords walked right into hanging. The Eng. Soldier got it in the face. #Braveheart
• Sat, 21:50: I like the Princess' maid. She's evil. #Braveheart
• Sat, 22:38: No. No no no no. Am not writing Wallace/Bruce slash. Nope. "they'd follow you. And so would I." (as you wish...) #Braveheart
• Sat, 22:52: Dreaming of dead wife=cliche. #Braveheart
• Sat, 23:14: Hold his hand just three beats longer Bruce. you're getting into Hoth Hangar territory here. #Braveheart
• Sat, 23:34: Second dick shot of the movie. i am 12. That' what happens when you jump out windows wearing kilts. #Braveheart
• Sat, 23:38: Have gotten some nice screen caps from the movie for @nbrooks
• Sat, 23:40: NOW we get the "lock 'em in and fire the place" scene. #Braveheart

• Sun, 00:01: And end. Messy, messy end... #Braveheart
• Sun, 03:24: State o the Sooky http://t.co/MareGS2u
• Sun, 03:39: Six Sentence Sunday and Dirty Dozen http://t.co/pknDsqIy